Songs of Gorzog

These are some of the many songs of Gorzog, who was an ogre bard of some repute.

Dumb Bossy Humans

Dumb bossy humans

Tellin' me I can't eat them.

Don't tell me what to do!

So I gave them my gold.

Dumb Little Humans

Dumb little humans

Wearing little cans.

Put them on a little fire!

Or maybe a big fire!

Dwarfs in a Row

Dwarfs in a row

All walkin' to a place.

Cut off their legs!

Now they can't walk to that place.

Fish in the Water

Fish in the water

But I don't want to take a bath.

Burn a wagon and put it in the water

And then the fish are food.

Flying Little Bats

Flying little bats

Flying 'round my head.

Punch them to the ground!

Now they are on the ground.

Human with a Pointy Stick

Human with a pointy stick

Makes the fire burn me.

Squish it with my toes!

Now what do you think of that?

Ogres Singing My Songs

Ogres singing my songs

Don't get the words right.

Dumb ogres.

I should tell them I hate them.

Pretty Little Elf

Pretty little elf

Sittin' on something flat.

Pop off her head!

Now she don't have a head.

Really Old Dwarf

Really old dwarf

Has a white beard.

Pull it off and then I have a beard

And a dwarf with no beard.

Smelly Little Elf #1

Smelly little elf

Doin' elfy things.

Put it in a stew!

Now it still smells really bad.

Smelly Little Elf #2

Smelly little elf

Rub him on me.

Now he smells good.

Also he is dead.